I really, really love my cat. Like a fricken child, man. I even give up basic life necessities, such as unnecessary and superfluous purchases, to make sure this cat is well-fed, well-groomed, and generally awesome. Yet, in typical cat fashion, she’s a total bitch. I give and give and give to you, Mimi. And I get nothing. My nickname for her is “Metaphor For Life”.

I really, really love my cat. Like a fricken child, man. I even give up basic life necessities, such as unnecessary and superfluous purchases, to make sure this cat is well-fed, well-groomed, and generally awesome. Yet, in typical cat fashion, she’s a total bitch.

I give and give and give to you, Mimi. And I get nothing.

My nickname for her is “Metaphor For Life”.


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